Pictured: Jeanine Pirro experiences the “Shocker”

No dude, he was joking.  Obviously.  It’s a joke.  

Look buddy, you can’t have that username and profile picture and shit on the A’s.  That’s literally against Oakland unwritten law. 

Barry please, for the love of all that is holy and not-so-holy, let me out of the greys. In consideration of this merciful act I promise that I will shit on Jim at every opportunity.

“I said a hip hop, a hippy to the hip hip hop you don’t stop to rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie of the rhythm of the boogie to be. I just made that up.”

Meh, he’s not wrong. Stop amplifying the message and keep this orange, racist mother fucker off the TV.

Inception is based on real-life events and Donald Trump was the testing grounds. 

I guess I’ll be watching the Grammys this year.

I am beating this teacher’s ass.  At my future PTA meetings I am going to announce I have a standing rule that if you bring a gun to the classroom, I am beating your ass. Also you should not have to buy supplies for kids and I will help with fundraising if necessary. 

That rock over there. My dog. Closing my eyes, spinning in a circle and pointing at someone. All of these get my vote over Trump. This test isn’t hard folks. A single question with only two possible answers and the correct answer will have “(D)“ in it.

He does?  The “displays something like empathy” part.  He might play nicer with those people but empathy?  Nah B. 

That’s the joke dude! Postmates drivers are not “employees.”

You and me both. 

It is pass interference by either team when any act by a player more than one yard beyond the line of scrimmage significantly hinders an eligible player’s opportunity to catch the ball. Pass interference can only occur when a forward pass is thrown from behind the line of scrimmage, regardless of whether the pass is…

There is no “eliminating the error in judgment calls.”  That’s my point.  I’m all on board with replay/robot for “yes/no” calls.  Replay for calls that are “in the judgment of the official” are never okay for replay. 

Pass interference, for instance, can’t be reviewed.

The league will be safer when all the helmets are removed from the game. Barring that, these guys should be allowed to wear the helmet they want to wear.

I dunno man, I hate VAR and NFL instant replay and I can’t wait for robot balls/strikes callers. I think VAR would be great for goal/not a goal and is pretty horrible for all judgment calls and encroachment (dumb rule to begin with). NFL instant replay needs to die in a fire because they are all judgment calls. Balls…

In interviews, I would state that I fully expected to dick around on the Internet as many as eight hours a day (but no less than two) every day. To mix it up, I told one interviewer that I loved what the company did and I just wanted to be a part of that mission but left out the “dick around” part in describing my…

There are also 14,000,000,000,000 grains of rice in America.  Coincidence?