I don’t support most everything this peabrain stands for but I’m all in on “use a swear word and no guns for you.”

I had been a lifelong fan of the Niners right up until the second pick of the draft. Whatever team finally picks up Kap will replace the Niners (please don’t let it be the Pats, Seahawks, Raiders, or Cowboys). In the meantime, I’m letting RNG pick an annual team and this year it’s the Vikings. Go Vikings!

Point taken.  Melania’s arms must be really sore this morning. 

He did the right things, Melania did the right things.

Atheist here.  What’s “9/11”?

It’s only a matter of time before the GOP targets businesses that donate to the Democratic hopefuls because they support “socialism” - that scary

During the 2008 primaries Obama stopped for a rally near our house. Fiance and I went and were up pretty close. After the speech he’s walking the line and she and I stuck our hands out for a shake. Obama, with one large mitt, shook both of our hands at the same time...just smushed them together and gave’em a shake. …

You are correct. It means assault rifle. I go to the gun store every day to jerk off on the barrels of clips and sometimes on the ARs (assault rifles). Sometimes I go again after lunch.  Sometimes other customers give me a disapproving look. 

I hate when I go to my house and the county taxes my property and I already paid taxes when I bought it.

Inheritance is not taxable income.

It means, you can attend college and there will be no payment for doing so.

“I worked and graduated debt-free”

This is the only take-away that is relevant.  It has been the only relevant take-away since the release of the report. 

Being pedantic about a movie poster for a kids movie is not a great look.

3,515 pills per townie = Suspicious.  

Pictured on the left - A woodland elf or a forest elf?  Some other kind of elf?  Asking for a friend. 

The reality is that most of us OVER value our skills and what they are worth to an employer.

they are mostly requesting a reduced work load and putting an end to hiring temp workers

I’ll be far more curious in eight years and two months but...for the folks that have made their 120 qualifying payments, what happens on 121? Do you stop paying? Do you keep paying until you’re approved and then get a reimbursement check for overpayments? Does the government keep the overpayments?

This is a shitty poem.