I had transcripts from the International Baccalaureate organization in Wales that I had to get my university to accept Freshman year. The lady who handled transfer credits kept insisting that I must be a foreign exchange student, because they were the only ones who would try to do an IB credit transfer. I pointed out…

Like how I “lost” $150M in last week’s lottery.

confirmation that Luck is a kinja commenter

I’m sure he’s using the “I would have made $3-5 billion more than I’m making now” method of accounting. Considering his illicit payments from Putin would have vested once he lost, seems about right. 

Maybe Thom Brady shouldn’t have cheated.

Problem is, Trump is literally too stupid and arrogant to throw the question to another person. He’ll just keep bumbling along until somebody distracts him. If he could toss the question to someone on staff, he’d easily look 50% smarter immediately.

Not afflicted with the small bone?  Nick Foles. 

When we finally switch over to use renewable energy, electric vehicles, hydrogen fuel cells, etc etc, that ‘wealth’ will be meaningless.

Maps, how do they work?

Where is "none?" The only thing worse than throwing up something, is throwing up nothing.

Actually a nuclear bomb would be very bad, because of, I don’t know the freak’n fall out and radiation..and in a hurricane, it just means it would spread even faster and effect an even larger area, granted, the locale impact would be reduced.. but its like saying only its only a 2nd degree burn vs. a 3rd degree burn.…

I saw that he called Trump a “child” and I thought, no wonder he doesn’t support him.

I’ve only witnessed one actual dumpster fire up close and personal. Luckily no one and nothing was hurt and it was at an Indian grocery so it smelled amazing. Unless one happens at an incense and oils place it’s going to be hard to beat.

It wouldn’t

Do you want a racist president who puts children in cages, mismanages the economy and makes us a laughing stock around the world?

Dickhead on dickhead violence is the best violence.

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?

I pay $1,500 per seat for Jets season tickets, exhibition games included (10 games x $150 =$1,500). When we complained about the preseason games being the same price as “real” games they changed the price of the tickets. Now my exhibition games only cost $50 but my real games vs the Giants and the Patriots are $250.…

And if 100 yards don’t matter, then neither does the pristine field of painted green,

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