How much do I have to pay for you guys to shut the fuck up about Johnny Manziel? What's the going rate for that?

"Zamperini's death moved Drew Magary to write an article without capitalizing an entire sentence."

can we just agree on Kobe beef-y?

So if someone pushes someone against a wall or slaps their face that is ok because there is no injury?

But that's essentially throwing the baby out with the bath water.

Though Glazer is gone, the Bucs have announced that there will be no changes in staph.

Hide Your Pet, Vick's a Jet.

[hears the news]

[sweats]

Porno Video Killed the Radio Star

He's not the only one that's had clashes with Baalke.

Ah, so you support racism. Got it.

If nothing else, it's nice to see white culture being co-opted for a change.

Those two have been at philosophical odds for years, mainly because Stern, unlike Whitlock, has always been averse to uncontrolled expansion.

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