Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

Don't worry, Dan Snyder will give the fountains some blankets in good faith.

No, Fountain Mom!!!

On the plus side, Andy Reid has finally found a snow cone big enough to sate his appetite.

Seems like a pretty insensitive tribute to Jovan Belcher.

I knew this was a sheriff's deputy from Alabama as soon as he starting bitching about the analysis from the "color guy."

Worst Radiohead song ever.

"All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend."

He forgot he didn't work at KNSFW.

He's not kissing her. He's sucking out her soul.

Forgot

The Tallahassee Police Department has a reputation for going after FSU football players, not covering up for them. I practice criminal law in Tallahassee, and there is no love lost between TPD and the FSU football program. Players are not necessarily targeted (except Janikowski, who was totally targeted), but they are…

Bryant really confused the reporter when he mentioned Kyle Orton has the worst beard.

Holy fuck I loved that game. The best event was the women's vault. I actually played the version on the Atari computer, whatever that was called? Best game for that system was "Nam". Anybody else play "Nam"? It was a turn-based strategy game where you led various platoon-level units against Charlie in the shit.…