I did some post graduate work at Syracuse. A lot of guys look like this.

Why is the standing ovation weird? He was a great player and apparent class act who these beat journalists covered for nearly a decade. He said goodbye, they gave an ovation.

Didn't he also have a family member that was eaten by a shark? (Seriously)

Please call your grandmother this week, will you? And stop fisting her ass.

Woulda been better to word it as "get ahead..." but whatever nice job.

People don't like plain cheese pizza and people don't like Ed Sheeran. We seek our own demons and tormentors.

I've always felt the hype never lived up to the reality, UNLESS the lady friend follows the aforementioned steps on pre-cleaning, which is really a lot to take care of. There is nothing that kills the mood faster than wafts of poo.

I'm no date-rapin'-Bill-Cosby-type, but this is a great illustration of why today's pants-around-your-ass youth aren't thinking clearly. Notice the difficulty this young deviant has running from one car to the next? It's because his fucking pants are around his thighs.

Think how much taller he'd be if you just unfolded his face.

Bed, Bath & Beyond has them in the Beyond section.

I resent that.

I'll tell you this much—the moment they start coaching offensive linemen techniques on how to get away with subtle holds on every play, or when they teach defensive backs how to interfere with receivers beyond the recognition of refs, THEN I'll be beyond myself and lose all faith in the integrity of the game.

Look, can it assassinate a journalist or not?

If he was a Redskin they wouldn't be looking at all.

I'll never understand this Kobe beef.

I wonder if the truck driver had a legitimate reason to be on the phone.

I want to spend Christmas with the Burkes.

Other media outlets are reporting the suspect received his illicit narcotics at a show featuring three MC's and one DJ, who allegedly tweaked Mr. Sortland's ass across the cross fade. This, according to multiple reports, sent the suspect into a naked rampage.

Maybe he just needs some rest.

Hate to ruin the fun here, but I personally know this guy Zwillenberg. Went to high school with him and our social circles overlap. The guy is the fucking worst. Here's one example for you: He raped his best friend's passed out wife. So any "meat in the mouth" joke from this guy should be appropriately perceived.