Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

Um, wow, DICK MOVE OF THE YEAR goes to Prost for sure.

COTD'd

I thought this was going to be a Torch post... until I watched the video... i knew it must be Mate's weird Euro porn.

Three screenshots and very little concrete info is what we get with the announcement of SimCity Build It. The basic description of the game makes it sound like a full-on mobile version of SimCity 2013.

"There's always the chance EA could surprise us. For all we know SimCity Build It might be a $10 or $15 premium game that gives players access to everything they could ever want to build their dream city, fully playable offline."

LoL. Because life presents you with so many more opportunities when you can catch a ball compared to doing good in school... I would rather be a nerd than a jock who didn't go pro and is now a garbage man.

Tell me again about that time you threw for four touchdowns in a single game in high school... and how that was the high point of your life.

You seem upset...

For reasons unknown, I also made this:

Actually none of the above. GTR or NSX if I have to choose a car in that price range (Under $100K)

You wouldn't download a car in 3...2....

1. Honey-Nut Chex

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

"Hey, David Cameron, smell my finger."

That would be terrifying!

This Frontier Airlines logo is very Saul Bass. Which is awesome.

clearly, as jalopniks, we all must support southwest returning to desert gold (brown).