as someone with 600+ hours on csgo I can tell you they are not as good as they could be. Headshots from behind a player are difficult for no reason and jumping actually throws the hit box off the model slightly, these effects are not latency or var related as they are easily observed in a lan setting or offline with…

But I still have friends in LA! Think of those poor bastards. Except some love bunny-faced cars. They're still celebrating.

Because Rotaries are unreliable, gas chugging, oil burning paper weights?

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My Facebook feed would suggest that lack of anonymity isn't the only solution.

I find it hard to understand why anyone would buy a new Mitsubishi Mirage.

I like that the "alien species" wasn't content to just observe our Terran-land-car races, but actually went so far as to sponsor it. Sponsoring implies they'd have some product or service to sell, right? What were they advertising, I wonder? Antennae wax? Blowhole lube? I hope it was something humans could use,…

If you build it, they will cum.

Giraffe: Touch it.

so is this cars stolen per number on the road or just total numbers?

This one time in Grade 11 I dated a really girl who looked like a really ugly man/woman crossbreed, and didn't know what a razor was.

Youabian Puma. Iabian sick.

There's a special place in hell for these fuckers.

Tell Dan we miss his pompous ass on our TV as well.