Note: I'm not sure what the hell he means by "shitting on a trainer's mattress," but it made me giggle. Thoughts on interpretation?

A survey from Auto Trader shows that a paltry one percent of car buyers used social sites to shop for cars in June. That's overall. The numbers are a bit higher for millennials, but not staggeringly so. Just five percent of young hip folks that were car shopping in June used social media to make that decision. It also…

No, just fuck cyclists who blow through stop signs in front of me. Traffic laws apply to you too, fuckwits.

I kind of ran out of ideas pretty quickly, but whatever.

As Danny "Machete" Trejo says,

I love the last paragraph of the article:

He brought in the F1 team to make servicing the car faster. Because F1 has like 2 second pit stops. Because he cares about the customer experience. Now get in the shame cube, asshole.

YOU sound like the smug asshole to me...

Senior advisor of said study.

Reminds me of this.

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Totally agree, this is BAD for the used market. Because if you can't afford to pay your 450-900/month payment you sure as shit aren't going to change the oil, replace the timing belt (subaru), or get that "knocking noise" looked at. The only saving grace is that most Honda/Acura stuff really doesn't need scheduled…

nerds? you mean suckers. We want our billions back.

'murica! Fu... wait who the hell invited these other nerds to the party?

Let me put that into perspective. The Hellcat makes 7 more horsepower than the Lamborghini Aventador, and the only cars with more juice are the LaFerrari, McLaren P1, Porsche 918 Spyder, and Ferrari F12.

tripping pokeballz...

No amps only volts....hmmm have you checked for spark?

Exactly. I'm betting the Kia's is "close enough" that for the usual commuting, grocery getting, country club going stuff that most people usually do with their cars, you're not going to notice unless it's a side by side comparison probably needing canyon carving or track driving to bring out the differences.

Dear Consumer Reports............