“you know, when they’re not insulting you"

Lush grass on the tootsies is pretty nice.

Neutral: Define new... I bought a 96 Z3. Does that count? It didn't do anything for BMWs sales, but it was a HUGE sales increase for some guy named Jared.

Yeah, doing what OP says he does sounds like a great way to get clapped up. People are dumb on the roads, but I guarantee he’s done dumb shit too, because EVERYONE DOES from time to time. Yell, scream, make faces, whatever, but don’t fucking follow people, don’t get the fuck out of your car, just get the fuck over it…

Sorry about your friend. I don’t “approach” anyone. I stay in my vehicle, pull up get their attention and then proceed to inform them of they just did and how it could have been avoided. Most people say sorry and move on. Others want to turn into a raging lunatic and verbally/physically try to assault me. I drive on…

You, sir, are a butthead.

The sport of bicycling needs to be reset back to 19th century style.

STONE COLD RETURNS! The day I have been waiting for!

I wonder if she went up, left, down, right, up, left, down, right R1, R1, and got her grenade launcher back.

Burying the lede: Tom Green still has two hundred bucks!

Crashes like this remind me of the people who complain that racing is too safe and toss the word ‘nanny’ around loosely. This would have been a deadly crash 25 years ago

Not Doug DeMurano?

Every time I see “Dodge Durango” written on Jalopnik, I read it as ‘Doug Demuro’.

I swear it’s like state sponsorship is a voodoo curse on a driver ( or a charitable way of saying he’s lacking in ability)

Haryanto is the new Maldonado

I have the same Arizona button up. 13 bucks, free 2 day shipping.

I’m pretty sure if you started rambling on about playing Marco Rubio in Tecmo Bowl in 40 years, that will be the final straw that will cause your kids to put you in a retirement home.

I really liked trash talking Rubio man. I wish he would have came out swinging like this earlier instead of trying to play nice with Drumph for so long. He might have still been in the race if he had. The way he came out at the end, it made it seem like it was all politically motivated. Which of course, it was. That…