I can make chicken jello in 3-4 hours.  

Stock is supposed to be gelatinous. 

Extracting the gelatin from bones is one of the purposes of making stock.  If my chicken stock isn’t basically loose jello after a night in the fridge, I feel like I failed.

I cried a lot. Mostly I was that he and Eliot were never going to get a chance to be together. Why tease us with all of that “proof of concept” business if it was going to go nowhere.

I wondered about the corns as well.

Eliot and Margo are the only reasons I’m going to try to watch the fifth season. The way season 4 ended pissed me off in a big way.  

I’m distressed by the lack of scale in that photograph.  How mini? How do they compare to the big ones?

Yes.  In my office, anyway, donuts do not get thrown away.

If there’s a bunch of flavors and I want to try more than one, I’ll cut two in half.  

I’ve never tasted a butterfly pea-ness.

Yes, well, I have no good feelings about the Magicians showrunners after what they did last season.  I’ll still watch the show because some of the characters are great, but I’ve never been so pissed off at a television show before.  Not even GoT.

I can’t tell if you’re serious here. I read the books, and I mostly love them, but I disagree strongly that just because something is in the books that it makes sense for the TV show because a lot of things that happened in the books are really stupid and should not be adapted.  Like most of the shit that happened in…

Is there something wrong with being 85?

I would give you two stars if it would let me.

I hate to be that person but I can’t help it. The smallest size at Starbucks is Short. I know this only because when I order my triple espresso, I have to specify that I want it in a short cup. I have no idea why that wouldn’t be the default for three ounces of liquid that this is where we are.

I sense an earworm in my very near future.

Or maybe that your backside is extraordinarily clean because you do not skimp.

Or maybe that your backside is extraordinarily clean because you do not skimp.

Isn’t it pretty obvious that she meant that Charmin didn’t pay her specifically to do this? Obviously she is collecting a salary of some kind from her employer.

Isn’t it pretty obvious that she meant that Charmin didn’t pay her specifically to do this? Obviously she is…

Isn’t it pretty much common knowledge that these are affiliate links? And it’s one of the ways that they pay the bills so we can access these many free websites?  They aren’t hiding anything and you aren’t required to click on the link but don’t blame them if you haven’t been paying attention.

Isn’t it pretty much common knowledge that these are affiliate links? And it’s one of the ways that they pay the…

I’m not crying. YOU’RE crying.