That’s really sweet.  

If it makes you feel any better, there’s a very similar Bobby Flay recipe, though his is more dramatic in that you broil the fucker until you think it’s burned, then you turn off the oven and leave it. 

I googled it to confirm my suspicions. 

Last decade, definitely. 

I am all about dipping sauces, though the first time they offered me ranch for my french fries at Red Robin I was grossed out.

I was reminded of young Evan Dando.

Those cats have little plugs in their heads so people can run experiments on them.  It’s not cool. 

WTF is up with that header image?  Yay! Let’s show cats being tortured!

I don’t bake much so take this for what it’s worth: you really get 35 cookies out of less than three cups of ingredients? I mean, I’ll take your word for it but it seems weird.

Yep, I’ve been doing that as long as I can remember.

This is more or less what I do, though I think I put the milk in at the end.

I really, really, really do not want to live that long, but I’m not worried because I don’t come from a long-lived people.  Honestly, I can’t afford to live that long.

Yeah, this is a problem I no longer have. A decade or so ago it might have been an issue but now most servers put the check in the most neutral possible location on the table. 

If someone says “Friday”, I assume it’s the upcoming Friday. If they say “next Friday” I assume that they mean the one a week later.  

Your last point there is somewhat valid. I’m guessing she just made a mistake counting her Fridays. We have to give them a break these days because I’m pretty sure they don’t have copy editors. Or not enough of them, anyway.

And Dexter as Kennedy? No. Just no. 

It is the case that because Camilla wasn’t a virgin, she wasn’t a suitable match. It’s why he ended up with a woman as young as Diana was. How many women made it to their 20's in the 70's still a virgin?  

Growing up, I was in awe of my mother’s ability to get a roux to the point right before it burns. It’s what I aspire to, but I’m so terrified that it will actually burn and I’ll have to spend another 45 minutes stirring a pot of flour and hot oil that I still never quite get it as dark as my mom could.

This show does Americans very badly. I’m guessing that Morgan doesn’t like us much. 

If I found out that Josh O’Connor was a secret Windsor love child, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least.