We’re still doing takeout only at the restaurant I work at. My boss seemed like he was half considering opening our dining section, but so much of the staff is afraid to. Then a couple staff members had little scares with people around them becoming sick (both luckily tested negative, just got the results!) at the…

Everyone knew something was wrong with Mario Batali. Who the hell wears Crocs to work?

Teaches is a strong word. Pretty girl dances while an Excel tutorial plays above her is more accurate.

the guy’s not even fat. Burger scholar my ass.

“A full bottle would have been a much more valuable artifact for future generations to uncover, and certainly a more conscientious one.”

An empty bottle, however, explains how the guy got the idea. 

They’ll have to rename the NHL team while they’re at it.

Looking forward to watching my beloved Boston Bruins play against the Flavortown Frosted Tips.

One good memory was taking my mother out for her 65th birthday. We went to Wolfgang Pucks, a place she always wanted to eat at. This was before the “gluten free craze”, so finding places she could eat at was hard.

I mean Legion...guy’s got range.

Have you seen The Guest? Stevens is freakin’ fantastic in that movie, charming enough to see why the other characters let him into their lives but exuding enough menace and wrongness to clue the audience in on where the movie is heading. The way he just “turns off” and his face goes blank once he is not performing for…

Stevens is making some interesting choices post-Downton Abbey. I could hardly believe that was ol’ stick-in-the-mud Matthew Crawley in Apostle.

HVAC or plumbing? I'll take the plumbing so I can drown myself.

When the missus and I chose to move in together I demanded in-unit laundry while she insisted on a dishwasher. In Chicago, that’s damn near a unicorn but we found a place and it’s pretty great (and way less than other shittier places we saw). Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy the dishwasher. We’re trying one of those…

Ducks sometimes do that. They will go periods without laying (besides the normal lulls in laying). They will also mount each other to establish dominance. We have all ladies and they will occasionally pile atop each other.

I don’t think you’re gonna find many people who would give up their washing machine.  Dishwasher is nice but it’s not as nice as a washing machine.

Hey whats going on with Clarice? Her egg count is still zero and shes running around mounting all the other ducks.

I’m so happy i’m not alone in this. I’m not from the US but remember the brand from when i visited. I remember thinking “how cool, she has an entire brand of products named after her”.

I’ve been grabbing 8-packs of hot links any time I run out and keeping them on-hand for when I need either an exceptionally lazy dinner or a quick snack more substantial than chips and salsa. I largely started buying them because they keep for an eternity, which means I can switch over to them after I go through all…

One of the things my father brought home from the Marine Corps was an appreciation for Spam. It’s a comfort food for him. Just last week he made us fried Spam sandwiches, with grilled onion, fresh tomato and brown mustard. Not bad at all.

If someone doesn’t want their spam, I’ll have it. It is rich, meaty, and umami tasting. If snobbery is making people avoid this delicious food, then they better take a long look at what that classism is depriving them of. Because Spam is delicious.

ruby tuesdays salad bar is pretty great though...when you want a large amount of salad without paying like $15+ (i live in the nyc area)