I would love love love this.

I’m sorry, but that flabby pale chicken skin makes me actually IRL queasy.

It struggles a little bit with earrings. 

One of my favorite Twitter feeds is the Best of Nextdoor.  

He could have waved.

That’s awesome.

That looks like a show that might make me mad.

And Arlington isn’t a shitty suburb. I miss the shit out of Arlington.

One of the first mass shootings I’d ever heard of happening outside of a post office happened at a Chevy Chase Bank location.  My sister went to work for them not too long after this and people there were still freaked out. 

Hey there, AJ.  What’s happenin’?

This makes perfect sense to me, especially in the context of frozen pizza.

You seem like you have issues.

So your dinner was starch with a side of starch?

I judge people in part by how they treat the workers they encounter - waitstaff, fast food employees, etc.  If they are shitty to those people, then I probably don’t want anything to do with them. 

I suspect you’re correct so I sadly gave you a star.

There have been several outbreaks of measles in communities with low vaccination rates.

The problem here is that it’s force multiplier for diseases.

So went to Popeye’s on Tuesday night. Not for the sandwich, but all the talk about Popeye’s caused me to crave it. While the inside of the restaurant was slightly more busy, the drive through line snaked around the building and almost out into the street.

That’s a really sweet story.  Thanks for sharing it.  

Cream gravy without meat is a bechamel sauce. You can call it gravy, but it’s a sauce.