I liked Bag of Bones - I think it was the setting, though.  Quiet house on a lake in the woods. 

I’m struggling with the tone of this post - I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not. But see, her phone is in her bag. I leave my phone in my bag all the time. The pockets in many women’s work clothing cannot accommodate a phone without weighing down the garment.

Somewhere else in the thread, someone pointed out that her shirt is still tucked in, making the maneuver all the more mysterious.

Can I recommend the Fug Girls at gofugyourself.com?  Heather and Jessica are hilarious and down to earth and I’ve learned a lot about clothes and fashion from their site.  

Magic ninja bra skills? I’d like to learn her technique. 

They skipped showing the first step, where you reach under your top and unhook the bra, before then removing it an arm at a time.

I should also point out that my routine when arriving home from work is almost identical.  The only differences are that I take my bra off before I go for the adult beverage and my adult beverage is more than likely going to be vodka. 

I noticed the band-aid on her heel, too!  I love it. I mean, I’m never going to love Coors Light, but it’s a great ad. 

Excellent.  I wish more people had the courage to do this. 

I’m pretty sure entire ecosystems have been born and died in my fridge.

I see you’re new here.

Yes, I’m sure that no chain has their flagship location in a rest stop. 

Yes, though I admit that the only fast food fried chicken foodstuffs I eat come from Popeye’s and Wendy’s.  

Which is really weird to me because unless CFA has changed in the last decade or so, it’s just not very good.  

I go to several different Popeye’s restaurants on a regular basis and I’ve never been treated with hostility. Some indifference, maybe, but I’ve never left feeling like I was badly treated. Ever.

It’s considered income, so yes.  

Ibuyitalreadyshucked.

Corn is my favorite vegetable! 

I like it barely cooked. I’ve recently been wrapping shucked corn in damp paper towels and microwaving for a few minutes. And then it’s delicious with just some sauce.

This is why I don’t approve of computer-based time clocks.  Your time should start the second you walk in the door, not ten minutes later after someone stopped you to chat on the way to your desk and your computer boots up.