This is going to sound weird, but sandwiches with a combined spread of mayo & mustard taste different from a sandwich with a layor of mayo and a layer of mustard. I have no idea how this bizarre alchemy works, but it’s real. 

Yeah, nothing on this show has upset me as much as seeing Shireen burned alive.  The terror on that child’s face as she realized what was happening to her just did me in.  I mean, I know it’s fiction, but still.  That wasn’t something I ever wanted to see.

The important thing is your inherent superiority for being among the group that stayed in town (contributing to gentrification and the displacement of the poor) rather than being part of the non-trendy philistines who moved to the suburbs.

So you care more about food than the people in your life. I’m glad I’m not your friend.

Those would be bad friends. And there’s no evidence that she will only eat at places that suck.  She is described as “not adventurous” not “a complete culinary philistine.”  

Take him to the vet and have his thyroid checked.

You need to give it the magic shake that re-distributes the food evenly across the bottom of the bowl.  That actually fools my non-very-bright yet inexplicably adorable cat. 

I call them things. “Hi honey. I bought a thing of Game of Thrones Oreos at the store.”

*raises hand*

I don’t actually think it’s assholish, but apparently a lot of people here do and I was trying to communicate with them.  

“Bathroom caterpillar”

That would make me crazy. One of you needs to be Friend B’s get-a-grip friend and tell them out loud in words how irritating they are.

I’m frankly appalled by some of the comments here, to be honest. 

Again, there is no “barely have time outside” situation happening here. These people go out all the time. Every week.  

But these people go out every single week. Why shouldn’t they all get turns? Man, based on the other comments, apparently assholes abound here, too.

But these people go out every single week. Why shouldn’t they all get turns? Man, based on the other comments, apparently assholes abound here, too.

Every week?

Every week?

The fairest solution is to rotate restaurant selection among the four of them. While it might seem assholish of Emily to not like the food at the restaurants the group picks, it’s assholish of the group to never pick a place that will make Emily happy.

The fairest solution is to rotate restaurant selection among the four of them. While it might seem assholish of Emily to not like the food at the restaurants the group picks, it’s assholish of the group to never pick a place that will make Emily happy.