What kind of giant sink do you have that a grill grate will fit?

Which is true, but stupid.  English is stupid.

Well, I was entertained. I was so entertained that I involuntarily let out an amused exclamation that attracted unwanted attention from my co-workers.

Is there glare on the glass screen?

Is there glare on the glass screen?

Yes. Even at second glance they look like raspberries to me. When I was reading the review, I kept waiting for a mention of the raspberries and it never came.

Or we can try having sympathy for people who don’t get to enjoy all of the yummy things the rest of us do. 

Not five minutes ago I just donated 2 boxes of the 6 I bought to my department’s junk food corner. It also contains some kind of cheap donuts and, weirdly, some Little Debbie snack cakes. There’s also a giant jar of assorted candy.

This recipe is specifically for a version that has no tomatoes. Much is made in the text of this fact.

This recipe is specifically for a version that has no tomatoes. Much is made in the text of this fact.

You’re better off with smoked sausage or hot links than with Johnsonville andouille.  

Have you checked to see if you’re a super-taster? Because carrots are not, to most people’s palates, bitter at all. They’re generally sweet. Super-tasters are super-senstive to bitter flavors and that might explain your experiences.

Isn’t it a lot sweeter than most mayo, though?  

You’re absolutely correct. Hidden Valley in a bottle tastes like it’s a day or two away from being full-on spoiled. But real ranch, with real ingredients is generally delicious.

Sometimes ham has a sort of funky undertone that can be sort of gross. I’ve never had super fancypants ham, but I suspect that the funkiness is more than an undertone and is actually a feature.  Which is why I’m happy with bland supermarket ham.

The first incarnation of his cooking show was bad. Not the food, necessarily, but the rest of it. The set was supposed to be a basement, tricked out with a pool table and decorated the way you might expect a young Guy to decorate his parents’ basement. He would have his buddies over, among whom were Mustard and Dirty…

It’s fine. I love Noel Fielding and he and Sandy have cute chemistry.  

My company used to be based in an old building that had once been the home of a “School for Feeble-Minded Children.” When I first saw that, I was like “Ooh, that explains a lot.” 

No other species has entrees. 

I think that’s pretty funny.  Unless it’s breaking some rule of the competition, it’s not shitty.  What it does is point out that all of your other co-workers have broken taste buds.

I’ll just travel with some of those small post-its.