They said that they are a better driver with a couple of drinks than other people who are looking at their phones instead of the road.  

I only eat syrup with chocolate milk.  I can’t stand plain white milk.  Blech.

The solution is to have two things of honey and two of syrup. You keep yours where you want and he keeps his where he wants.  

I went to a business lunch where were entertaining a man from Germany.  We took him to this amazing Mexican place that served gigantic portions.  We were used to it and would just take leftovers home but we had sit there and watch this poor man power through more food than I imagine he usually eats in a couple of…

I believe my significant other to be a supertaster, too. He’s unbelievably picky.  

My mom served us a “salad” that was composed of canned pineapple rings topped with shredded cheddar cheese.  We loved it!  I might have to try that some day, but with fresh pineapple.  

My cat eats out of a human bowl. I switch it out every few days with a clean bowl. I don’t see the point of having a separate bowl for the cat.

I believe that when we’re screening applicants at my company, we don’t go back forever.  Maybe just like 10 years and we wouldn’t balk at a non-violent misdemeanor.  At worst there would probably just be a conversation about it. Your hiring manager will never even know about - HR keeps things like that quiet.  

We have all shapes and sizes of fried potatoes. I imagine that the skinny sticks take less time to cook and that’s why they are ubiquitous at fast food places. Regular restaurants tend to have fatter fries.

I’m inclined to think that the experiment was flawed by keeping the fries in the bag.  

Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it. 

I didn’t watch the halftime show and I’m not all that familiar with Maroon 5.  So I spent a large part of yesterday evening really confused because I kept thinking that people who were talking about Adam Levine were actually talking about Adam Driver and I couldn’t for the life of me imagine what he was doing there.  

It probably would have helped his chances with the very voters the Republicans needed.

So I’m going to bookmark this for the next time I’m dieting.  Man, just reading about this shit makes me queasy. 

I stopped thinking he was sexy when he was revealed to be a raging asshole.  Now he’s just gross to me.  

I can think of at least two sex scenes. I dunno, there were all kinds of small signs that made it clear that J&C were doing great as a couple. Also what “dry-humping”? Are you complaining because they weren’t naked? Maybe the actors don’t WANT to be naked. And if so, why should they just to satisfy the prurient needs…

I keep mayo in the fridge because it gets thin and weird at room temperature, but I never ever keep ketchup in the fridge unless it’s really hot outside and I’ve never had a problem. But then, I eat a shameful amount of ketchup.

How much Rachael Ray have you actually watched? Because she does not teach people that cooking is hard. She teaches people that cooking can be done quickly and easily.

That is a good point and one I hadn’t considered.  Thanks!

Also, I go to any one of several different stores depending on my mood, and each store is a little bit different.