That’s a weird part of her charm for me.  

Oh crap! I’d forgotten all about that show - I loved it.  Also, I thought that Martha Stewart was a good sport for allowing it.  

What are you actually saying here?

She was very soothing and knowledgeable and I wanted her life - or at least her houses - very badly.  

I remain convinced that if she had had a penis, she would not have gone to jail. 

I don’t think I’ve ever stayed in a hotel fancy enough for doorbells.

I did Weight Watchers way way back in the 80's when it was still using exchanges and it was fabulous. I lost a bunch of weight and had the tools to keep the weight off for years. Not that I did keep the weight off, but I had the tools if I wanted them.

Thank you!  I can’t get past that. I always tip pizza people at least 20% and the closer the pizza place is to my house, the more I tip.  I am taxing myself for being lazy.

I leave $20 for a two-three day stay, but I generally have my do-not-disturb sign out so they aren’t cleaning my room every day.  

French Market coffee & chicory is my go-to.  Available at Kroger and Kroger-owned markets and online.  

Whoa.  I used to be obsessed with her books but she lost me at a certain point and so I’ve clearly missed some plot twists.  

That’s why I only listen to audio versions of books I already read so even though I space out, I won’t really miss anything.  

Audiobooks.

I love whattaburger.

Chipotle’s queso blows.  

But who really does that? I’ve literally never in my life heard anyone say, “I’m in the mood for Mexican. Who’s up for Chipotle?”

Only in the cities.  Get 10 miles outside of town and it’s practically Deliverance.

Your empathy bone is broken.

Decent (American-) Cuban food is the only thing I miss about living in Tampa.

Yeah, I’ll piss off now but that’s because you got boring and not because you ridiculously threatened me.