Again, why do you have to be so nasty? I’m sorry if you’re butthurt because you were wrong on the internet but Jesus Tapdancing Christ you’re seriously threatening a stranger because she pointed it out? What are you like when the stakes are real?

Why do you have to be so nasty? 

You need to do some research before you get high and mighty. 

Well, according to Cooks Illustrated you’re actually incorrect. From its website:

When I eat out by myself, I bring my Kindle or a book.  If I don’t have either, I use the Kindle app on my phone.  I would be very unhappy at a restaurant that tried to prevent that. 

So, no Tony Chachere’s?  Really?

You don’t look gray to me!

What did she ever do to you?

Yeah, I doubt most American Catholics actually believe that.  Maybe the hard-core practically-Evangelical conservate set but most casual Catholics?  Nope. 

I don’t think Jesus would be pissed off at Stephen Colbert. We don’t disagree about how horrible the church hierarchy has acted about the baby raping. Our disagreement seems to be that I think that there is room for individual Catholics to continue to practice their faith without others judging them for it. Knowing…

You’re perfectly entitled to feel that way.  Other people are perfectly entitled to deal with it differently. 

If all Catholics were like Stephen Colbert, the church would be a lot different.  

He’s possibly one of those Luciferian pizza and donut eaters I learned about this week.

He is the best kind of Catholic. He believes in the social justice preachings of Jesus - feeding the poor, healing the sick, etc. He doesn’t believe that he has the the right to tell a woman that she can’t get an abortion and he doesn’t believe that birth control is wrong. He most likely gets that there are serious…

I’ve made crescent roll pizza at least once in the last 6 months but I didn’t crap it up with cream cheese and broccoli and the like. Mine had recognizable pizza ingredients. Also, it’s better than canned biscuit pizza.

That would make me very sad because I make meatloaf specifically so I can have sandwiches later.  In your situation, I would make more meatloaf.  

No.

That’s being a tad literal and most likely ignoring the kind intent behind the words.  It’s never crossed my mind to take offense at it.  

I am actually queasy now.  

Also, kidneys. Eating filter organs seems inherently gross to me.