So the baby goats were adorable but I couldn’t relax and enjoy them for worrying about whoever has to do the goats’ laundry.

That’s part of their charm.

I once knew a guy who said he hated yoga because it was too slow and relaxing. I don’t know what made me think of that just now.

Wouldn’t the upper joint be a hip?

Everything about cats is weird. That’s why they’re awesome.

I don’t think season 2 redeemed Helix at all. That show never should have seen daylight.

It wouldn’t have to be a whole season - they could probably cover it in a handful of episodes. Or maybe the show will make it more interesting.

I stopped watching because I don’t like the actress that played his wife and the whole double-agent can-we-trust-her thing was too annoying for words. It’s a shame, though, because Josh Holloway sure is pretty.

This is a lesson that everyone learns the hard way.

Considering that the entire article is about how to alcohol right, you can hardly give some grief in the comments for doing the exact same thing.

If you put a bunch of spoons in the basket bowl-side down you run the real risk of them nesting up and then they don’t get clean. Honestly, I pretty much put forks and spoons in randomly and they get clean regardless.

When I was new to accounting, my boss blew me away with her crazy 10-key skills. I decided I wanted those same skills so I got a typing tutor with a 10-key module for my PC junior and would practice for fun. That was one of the smartest things I’ve ever done, from a work-related skill acquisition standpoint.

You’re supposed to put forks and spoons in the basket with the business side up. They get cleaner. But knives? Not unless you like getting stitches.

You need a better dishwasher. I put seriously crusty dishes in my dishwasher and they come out shiny and gleaming.

Or she should.

Ooh, good point. I’d forgotten about those.

They sound sweet. Misguided, but sweet.

I feel the opposite way about this. There is no way I can wash a dish by hand in water as hot as the dishwasher uses so by default, machine-washed dishes are cleaner in my house.

I thought it was clearly the lake of drowned hosts he was talking about.

Seriously. All he had to do last night was sit around watching and looking vaguely troubled.