I’ve always been kind of a kitchen rebel and when I make a recipe that calls for butter, it’s always salted butter. But that’s because I don’t feel like buying two different kinds, not because I’m any sort of kitchen genius.

Yeah, but bagged vegetables are sprayed with something that makes them all smell funny. Otherwise, I’d be all over them because I’m lazy AF.

Pardon my ignorance here but how does the captioning work in the movie theater? Is it on the screen so everyone sees it or do you have some sort of seperate device-type-thing?

Don’t be a dick. Assume the deaf lady knows more about it than you do and maybe polish up your humor detector.

Thank you for this because it bugs me every time I see it. I’m glad that 1) I’m not alone and 2) that there are enough smart people out there to confirm that my impressions are borne out by science.

Why aren’t those dudes taking like a two-year vacation? Seriously, they’ve earned it.

No, everywhere doesn’t.

There aren’t very many excellent Chinese places in PDX - most of the Asian food around here is Thai or Vietnamese. For the longest time Panda Express was the best Chinese I could find in town and I’ve only come across a couple of other places that are better.

I always sprinkle some hot mustard over it, which cuts through a lot of the sweetness.

Nice!

That happens so often that I’ve decided that it’s intentional. If our mouths are full, we can’t complain. Or else they just think it’s funny. I mean, I can’t blame them - we have to get our kicks in this life somewhere.

I love having my hair washed. I decided once that if I am ever stupid rich, I will have someone on staff whose job it is to wash my hair. I’ve since decided that that’s probably creepy. Luckily, I probably won’t ever be faced with that particular ethical dilemma since I’m never going to be stupid rich.

Dammit, people. I wish I’d never seen this post because now, spinning around in my brain, doing damage wherever it lands is, “Safelite repair, Safelite replace.” And it will still be there hours from now. For some reason, the shorter and pithier the jingle, the more likely it is to torture me.

Apparently so because shit wasn’t censored in the first two seasons of The Magicians.

I noticed this last night when I was watching some DVRed episodes of The Magicians. I wholeheartedly approve.

Generic sudafed at Walgreen’s is still pretty cheap - not even remotely $1/pill.

I’m reading a series of books set in England in the 80's & 90's and on at least two occasions, characters have eaten avocados stuffed with sliton cheese and baked.

Regular Tabasco isn’t that good but the other ones - chipotle, jalapeno, habanero, etc, are excellent. But for plain old default hot sauce? I don’t go for the regular Tabasco unless it’s my only choice.

Yes, that’s thievery. Sorry.

One of my older sisters was literally a middle-aged woman in HR.