My first thought was, “My god, how did they find a child who looks middle-aged?!” And then I felt bad for the actress, too, because she’s just a little kid and it’s terrible that it’s the first impression people are going to have of her.

That bit did me in, too. Yikes.

I know, that bit did me it, too. It’s always the simple stuff that is the worst.

Just because you have a microwave doesn’t mean you have to use it to cook crappy food.

Jesus, I’m sorry - I just accidentally reduced your number of stars up there. Kinja is... not good. I will attempt to make up for it by giving you a star every time I see your posts.

He was in an episode of Black Mirror that I watched the other day and I just couldn’t wrap my brain around him in the modern world, driving cars and things.

Her marriage to Tyrion was never consummated so it was never valid.

Yum.

I dunno, but I actually stopped and stared at the picture up above because he is one funny-looking mofo. Being the funniest looking person in a photo with Donald Trump takes some doing.

One of my biggest regrets in life is losing an entire box full of old National Lampoon magazines that I’d collected for years and years.

Meh. Come talk to me when people start caring about less vs fewer and number vs amount.

I do that, too, but then some cashiers ignore that in favor of their own systems, which usually involve either 853 bags or 2 bags I can’t lift.

I’m apparently off of my hyphen game this afternoon.

I’m happy to hear that he’s an -ex.

Actually it is illegal to trip a 5 five year old. That’s assault.

That’s because it’s not actually a sentence.

But haven’t you heard? He can name camels and draw clocks. He’s FINE!

I dunno. He’s still quite doable.

Fair enough. To be honest, I don’t pay that much attention to the books that celebrities write, children’s or otherwise. I just have a soft spot for Lupita.

It is important - to her and countless other people. Why are you so bothered by it?