Is there any character on this show that is not desperate and sad? The closest I can think of is Roger, but he is in complete denial. I feel like at any moment they are all going to pull a Ginsberg, cut off a nipple and end up in the loony bin.

Why does Jesus always have long hair? I read somewhere (and this could be wrong) that short hair for men was the fashion those days in that part of the world.

I guess I am an old square as I don’t know what a Coachella is, but from the looks of it, it is Lollapalooza with people dressed by Blake Lively.

Oh, sweet Baby Jesus in a manger!

Don't forget about the TV series with Christine Taylor.

Its been about 20 years since I was in Amsterdam, but from what I remember the women in the windows were mostly just sitting there looking bored.

Little babies sitting in hollowed out watermelons! My mom used to love that crap.

I am a 10 am to 9 pm person.

I remember 17 very well. Too well. It was hell.

Detroit and Miami are my top picks for the worst.

First we have two Rob Thomases, now two movies called Iris. This one should be called Iris: The One with the Glasses.

I work at a stock photo agency, and back in the day they stored photos on laser disk.

Yours is a better reference but I see Dot and Bette from American Horror Story.

I know time can seem to slow down in the South, but pants have not been “exclusively” for men in quite some time. Have these school officials not seen Blonde Venus, Annie Hall, Angelina at the Oscars, the vast majority of women walking down the street?

What is a Tinsley Mortimer?

Why is Kim wearing two different flipflops?

No. It is called Double Jeopardy. From the 5th Amendment to the Constitution: “[N]or shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb”

Dusty Dionne sounds like a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

When Veronica Mars came out I just assumed Rob Thomas the singer was expanding into TV.

And now an online fundraiser has raised $84,000 for Memories Pizza.