punamputney
PunamPutney
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“What you do to children matter. And they might never forget.”

Who doesn't look at the toilet before they sit down?

Breast-feeding aside, why on earth would you post a picture of yourself pooping in the first place?

When I read “raised as girls” I immediately had a flashback to Sleepaway Camp.

Haha! It does look like a table runner!

“igloo-style homes”? WTF? They are from Africa, not the Arctic!

What black civilians did they choke the life out of? I seemed to have missed that part of the story.

Are you saying Winston Churchill was not cute?

I am more concerned that Jem and the Holograms are at a pool party I was not invited to,

More often than not, when we wake up the next day, we can’t remember what the fight was about in the first place.

But what about Crystal Bernard? Who is looking out for Crystal Bernard?

I know she sang an Oscar nominated song and is popular overseas, but whoever keeps trying to foist her on the American public should just give up. It is not going to happen. She might as well be in Girls Aloud.

My daily struggle.

Is it weird that I want Cher and Pat Sajak to get married and adopt me so they can be my drunk grandparents and never stop drunk tweeting?

Yes yes yes to the two winners. (my money is on Ginger for the crown — she is consistent and hilarious). Violet was spot on as Alyssa, but I was surprised to see that Pearl could actually bring it.

Terry Gross did a piece on SeaWorld on Fresh Air. Listened to it at work and almost had to turn it off because it made me so mad.

Why does the egg look like it has fleas on it?

In a mixed marriage and we joke about race all the time.