I need Liza Weil to put in as much time on HTGAWM as possible so she can confirm my headcanon that Paris changed her name after committing some unspeakable crime and Annalise gave her a break.

its like a backwards wrestlers uniform made of snakeskin and tears

Ugly tats. Cute hipster.

Not inaccurate.

they invited Farrah Abraham to the MTV movie awards? On purpose?

Related: there are too many awards shows.

Sincerely, a one thousand year old man.

Dear teens of the world,

I knew it. See, ladies! You don't have to be photoshopped to have a disproportionately sized waist! You can just wear a corset at all times and only eat soup. Sounds grand.

I used to love that show! LOL

Well, I certainly wouldn't call that sweater safe for work. How is she supposed to scan to PDF in that thing?

Because she's a smug insipid insufferable know-it-all who doesn't actually know anything, thanks upper class white privilege?

I was thinking onstage, myself.

Perhaps she was born on February 29.

Oh shit, is that seersucker?

Oh I beg to differ. THIS is the wedding dress you wear on a yaht. Saw it in the window when I bought my dress. Its actually very cool.

Justin's own interpretation:

Dogabetes.

She sends them to Gwyneth Paltrow.

Maybe he only read every other word in the Gabrielle Union post headline? I dunno, I'm mostly here to make jokes.