It was 0 when I left the house this morning with a wind chill of -12. Perspective is a good thing.

This lady sounds like a real peach.

Don't forget Dennis Rodman

Is that Donatella Versace in flats?

Jackee is my favorite thing about today

Talk about "50 shades of fucked up"

Only two reasons to ever run:

Pekingese Liberation Army

Did it work?

Or just steam your vagina afterwards

I am not hot, pretty, or even mildly interesting looking, but I read on the metro. Can we have an Instagram "Randos reading"?

Train surfing is safer.

Terrence approves of my baby wipe routine so I will stick to it. If Cookie objects, that is a different matter. I don't fuck with Cookie.

I personally strip naked and wipe my entire body down with baby wipes after a poop. Just to make sure I am washing all of myself.

"If [women are] using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean." - Terrence Howard

Adults should not be drinking the new Coke Milk

Will she Crow while feeding the birds (Tuppence a Bag)?

Just read that.

Just hearing of this. Do we know that it was motivated intolerance?

This rider shit is ridiculous. Can't he afford to by his own damn raspberries?