Don't you have to be a superbitch to deal with Comcast?

Could have been worse. At least is wasn't a Guy Fieri Donkey Sauce recipe.

It does look like Turlington.

I didn't know Nicky Hilton's brother took the subway.

The most confusing sentence on Wikipedia:

A face only a mother or boyfriend with tragically bleached hair could love.

Please don't let it be a Native American burial ground.

Marshmallows are the Brussels sprouts of the confection world. Nasty little balls of death.

It may just be the gay in me, but the only athlete I cared about in 1976 was Dorothy Hamill.

I know a photographer who did a photo-essay on the Matchmaking Festival, but don't know if she ever sold it. Crazy fascinating.

Or leaving a gay kid to die tied to a fence?

Are you sure you were on Invisible Boyfriend and not Grindr? Cause that is pretty much my Grindr experience.

Loved this, but needed a Stacy Carosi and Tori Scott reference

Official self portrait? He painted it himself?

Can't quit because I never joined.

Gluten-free Grape?

How about we all just cut our hair and the need for a term will be eradicated from the English language.

Put him in a room with Cookie and see who comes out alive.

No I won't

From Unicef