the council opened this week’s meeting with a prayer

No no...I’m reliably informed that police always investigate every complaint. See domestic violence calls.

In his defense, a lot of football players are pretty stupid.

If only that were true.

I will cop to loathing Christmas music but at least this is the first season where I finally understood why. Now that I have a nephew and spend a lot of time with him, it became staggeringly obvious that all the crappy jingles are baby music.

This. He sounds like a basic dick but I’m more disappointed in her and that this is who she chose to be with.

Or heavily armed folks suffering from mental illness.

What weird media diet could this bozo have had not to know who Simone was? I have never watched an Olympic event in my life and don’t follow Olympic coverage, but I’m still very familiar with her just as I am with other big name Olympians who became such BFDs that they became inescapable pop culture figures that…

Imagine how insecure you have to be to tell the world you weren’t really into the most awesome athlete of all time. He’s a small man. Whatever his name is. Sadly, she should be bothered.

Eventual Username would be Quixotic Darby

If only the police took stalking and sexual assault this intensely and seriously. 

Confederatedouchesayswhat?

So what’s the over/under on number of days until John Schneider does away with the “I didn’t really say that” and just goes with “I thought we had freedom of speech in this country?!?!?!?!?!!?”

What are these nit-wits going to do? Place checkpoints on all roads leading out of Amarillo with armed guards who will force all women of childbearing age to take a pregnancy test? And then what? Turn all the pregnant ones around and escort them home? Or arrest them on the spot and cart them to jail while telling…

Police say that they were obligated to open the probe into the school upon receiving a complaint about Gender Queer

Just for funsies let’s get several dozen roof top bill boards that say “I’m going for an Abortion” and then drive all around Texas with (non- pregnant) people in drag piloting and riding in the vehicles. Hell, make it several hundred. Stretch law enforcement so thin no one is left to harass all the migrants. Maybe…

You know what counts as a criminal conspiracy? Churches, who don’t pay anywhere near their fair share in taxes, blatantly violating the “stay out of politics” doctrine.

Yeah, I get that Chicago is so closely associated with deep dish, but it’s a bit like saying in Boston they primarily eat cream pie over any other kind. It gets kind of ridiculous and tiresome to explain that it’s not the primary pizza people who live in the city go for. Or even the secondary pizza in many cases.

Posting photos with the president while chilling in the White House is the ultimate flex. For all we know Mimi might be happy to be rid of a 7 year relationship with a man who didn’t seem to have a life of his own, but leave it to Jezebel to portray her as some lonely single woman who must somehow get through the…

Always remember and never forget, the GOP are strict Constitutionalists and can read the minds of the founders and are all bully on all the amendments, except when they don’t like them.  Can’t love the 2nd A and not love the 14th!