For your consideration:

So, somehow this was missed in the search before they loaded him in the car?

The officer served (2) tours overseas. Seeing the lasting affects a tour in Afghanistan has had on a relative, I believe this officer has undiagnosed PTSD which impacted his reaction here.

“The officers had reason to believe Jackson owned/possessed a firearm with a suppressor.”

Bet he has a back-the-blue Punisher sticker on his civilian lifted truck. Total badass.

Also, he emptied his clip and the sergeant also fired hers into the car....miracle they didn’t kill the guy handcuffed in the back.

If you think that the guy you apparently searched and cuffed, in the locked backseat of your cruiser is shooting at you, you need to take the President’s cognition test.

The oak tree is currently in custody, on charges of resisting an arrest.

If God doesn’t make mistakes, why did he flood the world and kill everyone but Noah and his family. That sure sounds like a “gee I fucked up and need to start over" to me.

Yo dog, I heard you like prequels, so we put a prequel in your prequel.

Well, it depends on what you mean by the word “is”.

Question marks are not necessary if you’re asking a rhetorical question.

In fairness, knowing the role of the Secretary of State is probably more like the kinda book learn’n that Gomez is vowing to fight.

While, on the one hand, it’s certainly better to make the GQP run serious campaigns against a real governing party, on the other, it’s not like the state of Misery is exactly voting for Dems.

A prequel to the prequel? It’s just prequels all the way down. Prequelception. 2 Prequel 2 Dragon. Eternal Prequel of the Previous Mind. All of this has prequel-ed before and will again.

Oh fuck off and fuck everyone. What the fuck is going on, what are we fucking doing. Jesus fucking Christ. 

The real gut punch: last I checked, no Democratic candidates had filed for this office in the 2024 election.

Uh, if a one year old got pregnant, she should definitely get an abortion.

“God doesn’t make mistakes”

Sen. Rick Brattin (R) explained his vote by arguing that being forced to carry their rapist’s baby could be “healing” for victims.

Incorrect. We have found time and time again these workers & our country need those jobs. With the disappeared of the entry level job you get nothing but negatives for a society while the only gain is corps make more money. Are all those cashiers going to go to college now since they cant be cashiers? Or are they…