RBF = Resting Boston Face

I will agree with the internet on that one, but I do know a person IRL who puts it on everything.

Wrapping figs or prunes in bacon (or other cured meat) goes back to the late 1800s!

I just commented this in the Portillo’s article, but I have been eating hot dogs w/ketchup my whole life and no one has ever even said anything, except on the internet. I literally never knew it was a “thing” until I was an adult. (I’m in the Chicago burbs - if it were a real thing, they’d say something).

To be controversial, I always order a hot dog with ketchup at Portillo’s and no one has ever said anything or looked askance. Maybe at Weiner’s Circle, but basically no one cares.

It’s easier to eat than a chili cheese dog!

Sold out on Amazon, oldtimecandy,com, and candywarehouse.com, just in case you wanted by buy some for old times sake.

I probably haven’t chewed gum in 20 yrs.

HOAs absolutely make you get the proper permits for additions that change the footprint of your home, and you often have to get them additionally approved by the HOA too. If it is an inside reno you can usually knock yourself out, but anything outside (and building a basement/tunnel system would count) would need…

I tried this at the Coke museum in Atlanta with a group of friends. I was the only one who didn’t spit it out immediately. I actually kinda liked it, but I don’t remember it being bitter at all. It just didn’t taste like anything.

Maybe this will bode well for that tarot shop owner in PA being harassed by the cops. Hey chief, your TV station of choice is ok with it...

“ People must get a serious bee in their bonnet to get verklempt over something so easily ignored”

Is this “the plaintiff’s” first day on earth? 

*good for her.gif*

The ads of today are terrible, that’s why. I know I am going to sound like a boomer, but lol. They used to at least attempt a plot in 15 or whatever seconds. Now they are just noise, asmr (please kill me), or flashing colors/lights. And on streaming, they are the SAME SET OF ADS over and over every break. I have seen…

Two paragraphs, really?

My dad does this. Votes for a less shitty (R) in the primaries in the hopes it works some kind of reverse psychology on the ballot. I can’t bring myself to ask for the other ballot so I let him take one for the team, knowing he’s at least never voted for a Repub president in like 40 yrs.

I still think Mel is a shitheap.

My favorite is when I start watching a movie on Prime for free today and then tomorrow it has shifted to a rental :/

“he argued that Wisconsin voters should be required to look at “fetuses in jars” in a science museum in Chicago”