I mean, Travis Kelce (sp?) seems to be dumb as a box of hair but at least has the sense to act like T Swift is a good thing to have happened to him.

Yeah, I have called the non-emergency police line for various reasons over the years and they usually ask “so what do you want us to do about this?” They have options.

Seems like the old Jez, anyway.

I’ve never heard of it either, and I am a Millennial.

Can I be unbanned?

I've been banned on Jez for a couple years now, but I still read it just to keep up with the news. After they turned off comments on The Root I thought that would be the first to go, so I'm surprised, but also not 😕

So many people are leaving the area to move south because of weather and taxes. I say let em.

I don’t have the Stable Volume setting at all (updated the app to make sure). I am tired of ads being a different volume than the video, different videos being different volumes than each other. It’s like old timey cable all over again.

I can’t remember the last time I got chain chicken. Pre-sandwich madness, that’s for sure. Mostly because there isn’t one on any of my routes anymore. Maybe Brown’s in the 00s. Now I get fried chicken from Jewel (semi-regularly) or White Fence Farm (special occasions). 

“They’ll have to switch to carmine which is made from bugs! THEY WANT US TO EAT BUGS!”

I am not surprised when foods/brands have social media accounts. That seems downright necessary today. But it is weird when you are in the comments section of some random IG cat page, and there is... Slim Jim. Or Grindr. It’s like when you were a kid and say your teacher at the post office. What are YOU doing HERE?

IL here, and I also have never used, heard of, or seen “Catalina.” I just literally had ranch on my salad for lunch today. Serious side-eye, Kraft...

So when robots replace fast food workers, delivery drivers & taxis, checkout lanes, graphic designers, etc... then what? UBI? or we start eating each other?

Even dung beetles are fleeing this piece of shit.

“recycling **plastic** is almost worthless the better off we’ll be”

Pennsylvania is like the Rosanna Arquette of states, I guess.

Oprah may be unmarried, but she and Steadman have been together since the 80s.

“the spotted lanternfly is not as dangerous to hardwood trees, other than tree of heaven”

My first car was *almost* that same color 1995 Dodge Neon. I instead got a 1996 Chevy Beretta (in black rose metallic, basically the same color as the Ford Probe shown earlier). I don’t remember why I chose one over the other. Mileage? Price? But the Beretta was a cool car and I miss it :)

“To redeem the deal, customers had to use the app.”