The only place I have ever gotten my food correct and still hot from is my local Chinese joint. Every other time I have tried somewhere else, something gets screwed up, or it is cold (or the cold thing is hot because they put it all in one bag, etc etc). I can’t imagine trying to order something like an ice cream and…

I am not going to read the article. I am going to print it and put it in the trash. Then I am calling the police.

Especially if they’re in the “International” aisle next to the Aero bars. 

Not having kids is the key to looking young :)

Excuse me, we’re sending SOLSTICE CARDS. It’s the real reason for the season.

you know they’d be the first to jump on anything about ooky-spooky Chicago.

I think the phone rule was more for people who wander around chatting (we have all seen em), especially at the deli, trying to talk on the phone AND order cold cuts. That person is a dick. Pulling off to the side to see if the missus wants the smooth cranberry sauce or the one with chunks is ok.

Definitely not just a Jez thing. If you are ever on Reddit for an AITA or relationship post, any age gap of over 4 years is basically DISGOSTENG. It will completely derail the post as no one can focus on anything but the gap. 

When I first brought my cat home, he was making The Move to scratch the couch corner. I grabbed his lil hands and pivoted him to the cat tree, which was literally right next door. I don’t think he even noticed the transition but he never tried the couch again.

I also grew up "back in the day" when all cats were declawed as a matter of course. Then one I adopted as an adult had been adopted, 4 paw declawed and returned. He had massive behavior issues. We won't know of course if it was from being 4 paw declawed as an adult, u-turned to the shelter, or something else. Just an…

Does James Corden have dirt on all these people??

“I used to watch my dad whenever he had to fix something”

Very glad to hear Spain outlawed catcalling. When I went on a trip with my high school Spanish class in 99 or 00, we had a group of YOUNG kids helicopter their dicks at us from across the way from our hotel (so they knew where we were staying) and holler at us in Spanish. And our Spanish was subpar so we couldn’t even…

Right now our demographic is seemingly doing one thing with their spending money: trying to reclaim their childhood.

I was wondering about that. I thought Jewel was pretty much a Chicago-land thing. It’s popular round these parts but the whole state? *eyebrow*

The Try Guys already updated their Instagram that they and Ned have parted ways.

Same. Pre-pandemic I saw 2 6 packs of it at Jewel and grabbed it. They didn’t even know how to ring it up, so I am not sure how it got on the shelf. I hope someone resurrects it.

Every once in a while it pops back up on Amazon, but it’s always expensive. I haven’t seen it in about a year. But I agree. There are so many flavors of cola/soda, but never any chocolate?

Moving from Hollywood to the UK will probably up the ante on one’s racism intake.

They also make frogs gay!