I think they mean like this? Where both prongs are flat/straight.

You need a what to ride a bike now??

Amazon Prime: The Wilds.

Amazon Prime: The Wilds.

I guess now we know why Nordic people live so long. But at what cost???!

I used to love them. But I haven't heard or seen an ice cream truck in ten years and I haven't noticed these at my grocery store either. 

This is a human problem, not a dog problem. They usually are.

Are those unarmed “security ambassadors” going to be trained in de-escalation tactics, responding to mental health calls, and LGBTQ+ issues, since WeHo is gay as pink suede?

If you have been on social media, this generation would have you believe they discovered everything.

I voted for JB Pritzker, IL governor. Now abortion and birth control are rights according to the state constitution (so IL is an abortion oasis in the Midwest). But idk what happens if there is a federal ban (as opposed to “leaving it up to the states”).

There was also this

*Underwear.

Monkeypox can also live on surfaces, including clothing. (CDC).

I bought a mandoline slicer and used it once because it is terrifyingly sharp, so now it just sits in the box, in the cabinet so I don’t lose my arm up to the elbow. Not as bad as your story, but yeah, I could benefit from a pro chef as well.

I have been ordering ketchup only hotdogs FROM PORTILLO’S all my life and have yet to be publicly executed. I am starting to suspect this is just a thing on the internet, or possibly also at that one joint in the city where they yell at you and call you a c*cksucker.

@karenpuzzles on youtube has done some videos about the puzzles released in the 70s? 80s? that had huge prizes attached, and usually had no winners, or the companies just *poofed* out of existence. Her puzzle history videos are pretty interesting in general.

@karenpuzzles on youtube has done some videos about the puzzles released in the 70s? 80s? that had huge prizes…

We would need a 24 hr news channel dedicated JUST to covering gun violence/shootings (a la C-SPAN or MLB-TV). Even then there would probably be a chyron of “in other news” at the bottom of what they missed.

I was at a place recently where every single main dish + sandwich had mayo on it. *grits teeth in Drew Magary*

Isn’t “you guys” just the midwestern version of “y’all”?

Is that what banana candy is supposed to taste like?! Today I learned...

Can you make real bananas taste like banana Runts? Then my doctor might be happier.