36th term abortion.

I voted for JB Pritzker, IL governor. Now abortion and birth control are rights according to the state constitution (so IL is an abortion oasis in the Midwest). But idk what happens if there is a federal ban (as opposed to “leaving it up to the states”).

There was also this

*Underwear.

Monkeypox can also live on surfaces, including clothing. (CDC).

I bought a mandoline slicer and used it once because it is terrifyingly sharp, so now it just sits in the box, in the cabinet so I don’t lose my arm up to the elbow. Not as bad as your story, but yeah, I could benefit from a pro chef as well.

I have been ordering ketchup only hotdogs FROM PORTILLO’S all my life and have yet to be publicly executed. I am starting to suspect this is just a thing on the internet, or possibly also at that one joint in the city where they yell at you and call you a c*cksucker.

@karenpuzzles on youtube has done some videos about the puzzles released in the 70s? 80s? that had huge prizes attached, and usually had no winners, or the companies just *poofed* out of existence. Her puzzle history videos are pretty interesting in general.

@karenpuzzles on youtube has done some videos about the puzzles released in the 70s? 80s? that had huge prizes…

We would need a 24 hr news channel dedicated JUST to covering gun violence/shootings (a la C-SPAN or MLB-TV). Even then there would probably be a chyron of “in other news” at the bottom of what they missed.

I was at a place recently where every single main dish + sandwich had mayo on it. *grits teeth in Drew Magary*

Isn’t “you guys” just the midwestern version of “y’all”?

Is that what banana candy is supposed to taste like?! Today I learned...

Can you make real bananas taste like banana Runts? Then my doctor might be happier.

Ah, the Olympics. A time when Americans who maybe get 1200 steps a day suddenly become professionals in every sport on earth.

@ottawaconvoyreport

These things are almost always “off.” It’s wax :) It looks more like her than they usually do.

She should say “so does that mean there is an opening at Coachella?”

From the linked article, dingus:

I like white chocolate when it is covering something (like almonds or pretzels). Or the white chocolate Kitkats.

My 1st car was a 96 Chevy Beretta (I really liked that car, save for this issue). The handle on the driver side would freeze shut all the time, but not the passenger side for whatever reason, so all winter long I had to climb over the center console.