Attempted arson

The ingredients are literally “cream and salt.”

Has anyone noticed, that aside from stick butter, it is becoming harder to buy *real* butter? I used to buy the whipped, salted stuff in the tub. Either at Target or my grocery store. Then Target stopped carrying it, both house and name brands. Now my grocery store has done the same. All the stuff is “heart healthy,”…

Also, Jon (Garfield’s human) is a bachelor. NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY! NOT MIDDLE AMERICA! A guy living alone with a cat? *wrist*

“It was October 13, 2000. 4:53 pm....”

*full body shudder*

They can also cause gastro irritation* when ingested by curious pets. So don’t let Fido and Mr. Biscuits do the heavy lifting.

Probably a texture thing. I don’t like eggs either. I like the smell of them being cooked. I like them in other things (like, I know they are in my cake, for example). But fried egg on a burger? An omlette? Hurl. Feels weird, man.

Please tips on how to keep my one (1) cat out of the kitchen. He seems to think he is the beneficiary on my life insurance policy. It is a small galley kitchen, but everywhere I turn, he’s there. He doesn’t even like people food, he’s just nosy. He likes to feel included. Should I get him a little apron, make him sous…

Not unnecessary, but I definitely have other pots and pans.

I’m surprised the official response wasn’t “Well what did the victim expect, walking around at night, dressed like THAT? I bet he was drunk, too!”

My dad has been stymied by random local restaurant and bank closures. Just a sign on the door that says “closed today.” Pet Supplies Plus had temporarily shortened their hours, but the store I go to went back to normal a couple days ago. And my Target shelves looked the worst they’ve looked since March 2020.

IL has a governors race this year. There is like THIRTY of these types of republicans running against the incumbent.

Get on Drag Race now. Ru likes a smooth tuck.

“He was high on drugs!”

This was also my question. When I was looking, I saw several houses and never saw anyone except for my agent showing me the house.

Maybe this is a stupid question, but I never really thought about if before. If you are CGI-ing stuff in and out of a shot, can’t you CGI something to be green back in? I’m sure they do this all the time with like outdoor scenes?

I think these sort of things are Vegetarian 101 for a lot of people. Either they don’t have access to other options, or lack the desire to prepare a vegetarian meal properly, so they start out with the fast food version. Then, when that takes off, the company brings it to the grocery store for wider availability. Even…

Someone gifted me a bottle of liquor for an apartment-warming gift 6 yrs ago and I still have it, about 2/3 full :)