They sound great.

M/W/F they served slices of Pizza Hut at a kiosk (where I would also get a Twix and a Hawaiian Punch). I have no recollection of what I got on the other two days, and I never ventured into the hot food line because I could never figure out what was being served. It was the 90s (no website) and it didn’t ever seem to…

Do Reese’s Pieces actually contain chocolate (orange/Virginia)? I think they are just peanut butter and candy shell.

“He’s a minor blah blah Texas”

I’m surprised Arby’s wasn’t the US top pick. Everyone shits on Arby’s all the time online. I actually like their roast beef & curly fries, I just rarely go. I wonder if everyone *secretly* likes it, and hating it is just a meme...

Well, I've seen straight guys call it "a loss" so both sides do this. 

I mean, if you’re going to go all in on non-FDA approved treatments, just score some heroin for the pain.

Some of the comment counts don’t even get out of the single digits on Jez these days. But yeah, they banned 90% of the old guard commenters, and all the authors we knew and liked quit. So, eh, what’s the point?

Anyone who isn’t Bernie gets that treatment on Jez. They can’t take the hint, either.

But.... but... it’s fall!!! At least get her a gift card so she can get a venti PSL. :)

I could’ve have sworn I read something once upon a time about insects being a large cause of single-vehicle accidents, so I googled. Apparently they are the #2 cause of “distracted driving,” #1 being sunlight.

Well sure, they wouldn’t be monitoring white pride, maga, and Jan6 hashtags.... they’d all just be looking at each other.

The Sham Wow guy??

Hey, the Fraggles had an ending. The Old Guy moved apartments and discovered a Fraggle hole in the new place. They’re always with you!!

As an Elder* Millennial, I never watched this, but I did catch this clip on Instagram this morning and damned if even I didn’t get a little verklempt.

The Right: “yadda yadda The Free Market”

Maybe he's a flat earther, which is still a thing I'm annoyed exists, and therefore hurricanes are some sort of "hoax." 

I just imagined the scene from Pleasantville when everything turned from b&w to color.

Yeah, upon reflection I think I had a couple pairs of offbrand from Gadzooks (another 90s throwback). But they were still wide and no one really cared a whole lot back then. Not in the wide pants crowd, at least.

Once upon a time authors would at least pop in to let us know something was up and/or commiserate. They don’t even do that anymore. I’ve seen this complaint on almost every blog. I think the ship is sinking.