$200?!?! Dang, I shoulda just kept the ones I had :/

https://www.wired.com/story/they-hacked-mcdonalds-ice-cream-makers-started-cold-war/

Wow, Wallace seems like a totally chill fellow with absolutely no issues in life.

I’ve never had any of the fast food selections. But my grocery store now has an entire freezer section dedicated to faux beef and vegetarian patties, wings, sausages, etc. Last week I got Impossible brand ground beef for $2 due to a weird in-store sale and a coupon I had on my phone. I’ve tried their house brand “pea…

I really like Dr. Praeger’s sweet potato “burgers.” I just always cook them twice as long as the box suggests to get a nice crisp on them.

Being within walking distance of [stuff] also means being within sneezing distance of your neighbors. I’m in the suburbs so it is like best & worst of both. One day I wanna be where the people aren’t.

Boober Fraggle literally has a Big Book of Diseases. You know he’d be wearing a mask. It’s that damn hippie Mokey...

Love my local Ace. People actually know things!!

This is the same group of people that wrote/passed The Patriot Act and have us taking our shoes & belts off at the airport “for freedom.” Gizmodo just posted a list recently, anyone check if they’re on the terrorist watch list?

Chocolate soda seems like a weirdly untapped market. There’s almost every other weird flavor, so why not?

One of my favorite beverages ever is Canfield’s Diet Chocolate Fudge (if they ever made a non-diet version of this, it’s even harder to find than this). It was regularly on shelves in the 90s, but fizzled away though isn’t *quite* out of production. I saw two rogue flats of it at Jewel 2 yrs ago (mine, all mine!!) and…

“This property protected by a pit bull”

This must vary by location because my local store only has carts. And it is a small store, which cannot be depended on to carry the same thing from month to month so it definitely isn’t my regular shopping store! I would def use a basket over a cart. 

Every Aldi I've ever been to only has carts (trolleys, I assume) and no baskets. Probably because there is no easy way to keep the baskets in $.25 jail like they do with the carts. 

Makes me feel like I’m a toddler.

Yeah guacamole is like pizza. Some is better than others but I don’t think I’ve ever had some I regretted.

So why do I know all about Edward Jenner and not this Onesimus fellow?

At least since the 1930s. But this is a lot of overlapping categories for the good ol boys, one must admit.

Hey maybe Kinja commenters should unionize :)

Jesus Christ, Peter Thiel. What is that guy’s actual problem? With everything?