There was a kids show on Nickelodeon in the 90s called “Hey Dude.” It was on a dude ranch in Arizona and one of the characters was a Native American (Danny). He basically had the same conversation with the village idiot, Ted, who was extremely naïve about all the things natives had contributed to US culture/had stolen…

Teeny tiny iodine pills?

Or some idiotic nickname from childhood or college. “Hey Buckethead!” “Hey Jim-bob-erino!” “ Hey Billy Two Skins!!” But that’s other straight, cis, white dudes. Call a black woman Doctor or a drag queen Alaska Thunderfuck? Aw hell nah.

“they’re having a wedding here and it’s God’s message”

I am white and I don’t know what the FUCK is going on here or with these people.

Just like you do with dogs. “Om nom nom, good!!!”

I don’t understand why every Target/Kroger/Jewel isn’t the same layout as all its sisters from the start. But then again, they just redid my CVS for the 3rd time in two years (WHY WHY WHY I will never know where anything is again), so even if they did it that way, it probably wouldn’t stay.

*flames on the side of my face*

Ugh, I hate when I go to a same grocery store with a different layout. I’m like, wait, I am in the PHARMACY???? That’s not right!!! This door should be the DELI. These aisles are all wrong!!

It isn’t allowed at stores by me (unless you use self check-out). I can’t wait to bring my own bags again.

Absolutely don’t make too much friends with the checkout person. Yesterday the clerk asked me out. SIGHGHGHG.

Olivia Benson? Lennie Briscoe? Fin Tutuola? Lt. Van Buren?

I’m also excited for this! Scorpion and Sindel were my favorites. She was so baaad in the 2nd movie, and neither aged well. 

MY GODS. We have a janitor in our office, but he *doesn’t work for the employees of each company* he works for the building management company. I would never in one million years think to hand him a dish or a trash bag. Not only because I have arms, but because it isn’t his job!

*seething* 

Just ask any American with Irish or Italian heritage how bad their ancestors had it!!! -_-

Probably a niche usage, but you can also use them for nail art (or I guess any art that might require painting tiny dots) if you don’t want to buy a dotting tool, which is a unitasker. 

Clearly she has not already researched “how to fake one’s death and move to [insert country of preference]” by this point! 

I am tempted to show this video to my grandfather, who has your typical amount of racism for a 92 yr old. But he also has the same stories as you, getting pulled over as a vet, cop sees his Army patches or mil ID and waves him along.

It’s just their go to ignorant response when presented with an opportunity for learning. “Oh so now [thing] is racist? Guess I’m a racist then!!!!1"