I drink it until it smells weird. I have had milk not even make it to the exp date, and I have had milk last A MONTH past that date. You’re just gonna have to put your nose (and maybe tongue) on the line the further out you get. 

I saw some screen shots of their group chats floating around IG. They were implored to dress nice (business casual), don’t be violent or engage counter protesters, and only speak in verifiable facts. I bet a lot of them noped out just on that.

I’ve always been told to pull to a safe, well lit place if I am being pulled over on a dark road. Wasn’t sure if that’s because I am a woman or a blanket statement, though.

It wasn’t Katya’s garbage chute, it was Courtney Act’s :) :)

Especially THIS ONE?

“It has been shown that CTE has caused countless football players to commit suicide and contemplate it.”

Honestly, Pripyat sounded like a really nice place to live. Y’know BEFORE.

Well yes, but OP was specifically asking “why don’t they just drive.” The feds *could* but are less likely to bust down your door for possession in all the states where it is legal, but crossing state lines with it? Hoo.

I think it is still federally illegal to cross state lines with it.

It has been amazing to be part of your tenure on The Root! Congrats on the new EIC job, keep crushing it <3

The house I grew up in had an eat-in kitchen, so we had a kitchen table as opposed to a dining room table.

Easter is another stolen pagan holiday. It was a fertility/spring celebration. What about eggs and bunnies screams “Christ is risen!” to you?

Yes it is, and yes they are. I wear gloves to fill my bird feeder and STILL wash my hands after. *shudder*

I do actually have chocolate preferences (Hershey’s is absolute garbage, agreed). But still the best I can do is “this is very bad” vs “this is ok.” Which is totally subjective. I know adults who *like* Hershey bars. 

Hell, they tricked me into reading an article about a show I don’t even watch. I thought this dumbass was getting “cancelled” for something again.

Yeah i live in Illinois and i don’t know what white chocolate egg is. Unless it’s those giant truffle-style eggs with cream filling. But i would never call that a white chocolate egg? Most people don't prefer white to any other type of chocolate, also.

They certainly weren't shy about iconography, either. The hammer and sickle, Marxist leaders, Soviet murals, the color RED. Not exactly an icon-free culture.

yeah they certainly don’t make DD in store every morning like they did in the olden days...

Like, what was he supposed to be?

If you hear a noise and look out the window, and it’s the newspaper guy throwing your paper onto your porch, what? is? to? investigate?