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If you’ve ever had Whoppers candies, they’re made with malted milk powder. So it’s a milkshake that tastes like a Whopper, I think. 

That’s not even a helpful pronunciation guide since the LL sound in Welsh is just a hchcffkckckfhcc noise. Yiddish/German speakers could probably do it.

To your third question, I don't think they're trying to sell it. At least not for consumption. I follow their account and they're trying to get in touch with historical groups and collectors.

I don't even think the crazy Thanksgiving uncle is that fun. Can I just eat these mashed potatoes without being yelled at for the 5th straight year about being an unmarried atheist who believes in science and human rights?

That thin blue line tho!!!!!

Ngl, I liked his show on MSNBC. 

I’ll put on Biden’s and not even watch.

bitchassness 

I’ve seen it reported (outside the kinjaverse) that Donjr is asking for an “intervention” because “dad’s acting crazy.”

*gleeful cackling*

OH YES. This just keeps getting better and better.

I can only hope to be pwned this hard.

Are people actually leaving their belongings to Joe Rogan and Alex Jones, et al, in their wills? Or are you saying they just come and rob the decedents’ houses?

So manly! Have you seen the way he RECOILS IN FEAR from animals and children!??!

What do they actually gain from killing off their base?

We know how the left feels about Pence, but what about Trump loyalists? Ready to jump into the sea for Mister Mother? What about all the Qanon followers who literally think Trump is saving children from a satanic cabal of pedos? Pence is not even mentioned in their rants.

You lost me at “tracks you through the store" and I faked my death and moved to South America at "reads your blood vessels."

One of my friends did a Halloween wedding. Both bride and groom are near-professional level costumers, so the dress and tux were custom. All the decor & flowers were perfectly creepy without being Spirit Store tacky. And since so many of our friends also cosplay, most of the guests were dressed, too.

The internet has made us all dumber, but some people start out with a larger deficit.

“I acted out of character all those multiple times! It wasn't about race when I left that swastika!"