I did do a round of antibiotics beforehand, but *shrug*

Yeah but women laughing at men gets us killed, etc. Men lol’ing at other men is different.

Christ. I used to go to Dragon*con and I would get con crud almost every year. Regular crud.

Nah, I’ve been going to Dentist since I’ve had teeth. Hard to find a good dentist. The oral surgeon’s office was one he’d used before but the particular surgeon I’d gotten was someone they just hired. He didn’t even know she worked there.

Yeah this wasn’t my regular dentist, since he doesn’t do root canals. But I told him about it and that if I ever needed another to send me literally anywhere else.

I had my first root canal done by a lady I'm pretty sure went to Dr. Mengele's School of Dental Surgery. She had a German accent and everything. It took 12 shots to numb me, including one into the bone, and I was still six inches off the chair the whole time. If aliens or terrorists ever get me, all they gotta…

But they allowed her to wear it without clarifying their policy until someone complained. 

Am in Illinois, and can confirm this is a thing that pops up from time to time. All I can say, as a resident in a collar county is, “Cook, take me with you!”

I have *Welsh* ancestry and I have been mistaken for Latinx. Apparently all it takes is for some people is brown hair & eyes.

TIL they still make Alpo :/

“Early”? The Target by me still has zero paper towels (they’re good on TP and napkins) or anything with bleach.

“Wouldn’t a pre-trial officer be prudent enough to secure the crime scene and not disturb a damn thing?”

How much money does he think people got from the gov't for covid?!

I normally can't listen to him either. And while I only caught the clip of him talking about covid, he sounds a lot different when he's not playing it up for his base. Much less like a walking talking traumatic brain injury. And it makes it more infuriating because on the one hand, his people wouldn't like that person…

Team Asteroid or Team Plague?

American hopefuls better form their bubbles now.

It looks a helluva lot less realistic than the one the Faux News reporter tweeted up above.

I mean, I'm under no illusion Biden is going to lead us to some sort of American dream utopia. Maybe just stop the screaming.

Hey I don’t think we’re going to cure racism or anything, but maybe get back to 2016 levels of fuckedupedness before the fire tornadoes get us.

Fingers crossed!