This would certainly be a departure from Mother Pence in the WH. 

“English only” encompasses dead languages.

I have two Ross Perot buttons (my mother) and one Ralph Nader (me).

The Mormons who show up at my house every 6 months will be v relieved. :)

I don’t believe in *anything* but I am not going to screw around with dead people coming out of mirrors, ok??

I also saw this movie at a STUPIDLY irresponsibly young age. Probably 10? I think I was allowed to rent it? WHY? It fucked me up good. I slept with the lights on and posted a parent outside the bathroom for a week (we had one bathroom, but the sink was a double vanity with a loooooong mirror). I do not linger in the…

Yeah, basically I was just hoping it wouldn't come to this. Politically, he may say all the right things, but he's just another interchangeable white geezer.

Nope. You, as an individual, can pray all you want in school. My guess is there is a lot of praying going on before/during tests. They just can’t organize or force prayer at public schools.

All I can muster is *confused bird noises*

“a return to Obama’s policies”

Kitten lady has a YouTube video on flying with cats.

Doritos 3D

Well, no one in government survived Capt Trips, if it makes you feel any better.

The one and only time I took (half!) an Ambien, I drove to work *the next morning* and didn’t remember doing it.

“We deserve a damn football game.”

Not to mention most things very recently approved by the FDA are probably prohibitively expensive, EVEN IF they are covered by your insurance.  

I subscribe to How To Cook That on youtube and she has tried unsuccessfully to get the bleached strawberry video taken down. Apparently it doesn’t violate any TOS to show kids how to make poison berries :/

Mike is *not* the adult in the room just because he didn’t start throwing haymakers at two women and the Larry David cosplayer. (Oh yeah, and Pete). That’s called “doing the bare minimum.”

I’d rather have Claire’s back.

My DMV told me I didn’t need to re-register to vote last time I moved (real answer: yes, you do), so it could be that they are lying dicks about things.