You actually never want to use something that says it will “harden” your nails. This will make them more prone to breaking/shattering if you bump them. Nail oils with jojoba and/or vitamin e will strengthen but leave them pliable enough to survive average daily damage. It'll also moisturize the nail bed to reduce…

You actually never want to use something that says it will “harden” your nails. This will make them more prone to…

Yeeeahhh, this is a real good look for America. If Earth still exists in 100 yrs, the history books are going to be super flattering...

Not to burst your bubble, but “Does raping someone make you a rapist?” - there have been studies done on this very topic. I am on my work comp so I don’t want to go googling this. They’ve been posted at Jezebel. Turns out, if you ask a bunch of college age men questions about rape, their answers depend on semantics.…

Jeezus pleezus. What. HOW. The most insane thing that happened (at least, that I was witness to) was my high school US History teacher intimated that a couple of us were *yuk yuk* queers for wearing rainbow-adjacent clothing. It was the 90s ffs. I gave him such shit for so long after class, he had to write me a pass…

Alternate universe letter:

I, too, struggle with rigor mortis. Yet here I am, alive.

They need to worry about their staff. If you can’t pass contraband to prisoners and STILL need to conduct cavity searches, the problem is the foxes guarding the henhouse.

*considers some American sports mascots*

I can’t wait until he dies. Hopefully horribly. I try not to wish those sorts of things on people, on the off chance karma actually exists, but fuuuuuck. This dude!

My grandpa is 91 and often laments that he has outlived all his friends and relatives (except kids & grandkids). It's goddamn depressing, frankly! No thanks!

I like to add a packet of Swiss Miss to my coffee at work. People look at me like I just I kicked their dog in the face, but chocolate... coffee... some people pay $4.50 for that. Here it is for free.

Also SugarPill

I saw that and decided not to click. I just don’t need it living in my browser history or in my mind.

Nah

But.... that’s my kink.

Mmmmmm, Milka. There is a Polish grocery store by me that has approximately 457 varieties.

>__<

Do crazy racists have their own email/word processing software that don't put the red squiggle under misspelled words or improper grammar??

Probably thinks they're contagious.

I know that whole story was a journey but