I just Google mapped em, and well, they certainly are in very specific neighborhoods. I grew up on a chicken chain local to the Chicago area so I’ve actually never had either. And I’m not going to thunderdome someone over a sandwich, which only proves I will die immediately in the apocalypse.

Daylight come and me wan go home :/

I think it's just that she lets people think she's (not white), plus some of the appropriation-adjacent things she's done.

Oh, maybe. My people come from not-Italy, so I was never clear on the difference. I just know there is one when you mix em up.

Most people are surprised to find out she’s Italian.

“National American History and Founders Month”

Thank you ma’am or sir!

*insert Bugs Bunny+Florida.gif*

Wow, that's masterful. Like taking a shit on the coffin at a wake.

There’s also the whole “tHiNk oF THe cHiLdRen” angle. No one cared when teens were, yknow, just regular smoking.

Glad to hear it! I am a schlub who doesn’t cook, but I still like to read about food (like an anthropologist!). And your “why is this weird ingredient in my food” series is great. Plus, I appreciate the Chicago voices :)

I am a little concerned. Thank you for asking.

FOR SHOPLIFTING!

Maybe he lost it in an intra-cellblock kickball tournament?

The only reason I was every a Mets fan was because of Mike Piazza in my formative years. *shrug*

I’m in IL. Thanks to our governor (one thing I never thought I’d say) I just ordered one on this new app, they’re coming to my office!!

Oh goddammit. His shit was the only reason I ever went to DS. :/

Hey, will you guys adopt Drew Magary when Deadspin implodes?

All the way thru high school. My bff and I always dressed up. Some years was as much trick or treating as it was roaming around laughing our asses off at stupid stuff or trying to guess “is that a real person in that chair or clothes stuffed with leaves?”. (Always a person, always going to lunge at you).

I would take the time to make a thoughtful response, but I have an abortion scheduled for 9am.