Would the soak time be less for fresh? I have access to Polish delis :)

Yeah, I pray for his health. “Please Satan, give this man an epic, painful stroke.”

I can’t say or think of the water and not be reminded of Ab fab. For the longest time (because I saw it when I was young) I thought they WERE talking about the water :)

LACROIX SWEETIE. 

Is there even any pumpkin in pumpkin bread/latte/what have yous? I thought the draw was pie spice, which is year round, baby.

Good to know all those plastic bags aren't going to waste!

BOY’S GOT GUMPTION!

Oy vey...

Pretty much!

Splinterbel.

I applied to be a police officer, and they do indeed frown upon taking a pen or cube of post its home. I’m like, no one in the history of ever has worked in an office and NOT come home with office supplies.

What about the red cups? That's a hit of nostalgia, right there.

I admire his dedication to Costanza-level cheapness.

Maple flavored stuff is always garbage (and also reminds me of when my Chevy Beretta had a coolant leak). But real maple syrup is The Shit. Save that Log Cabin crap for the kids.

Yeah I know, I just have to remember to y’know... *go* there. There have been a few authors around here that I’ve enjoyed who have left, but it’s hard to keep track.

How batshit was it?

The special projects desk did some of the best reporting around here. I'll miss that too, esp Anna Merlan. 

The one where the kid gets stuck in a mall overnight, but the mall is actually a giant pinball game.

The DVDs are on Amazon.

Lol, excellent. I think we're all dating ourselves by owning this shirt, too :P