Alas, I'm in a condo so no doorbells.

... the fuck

>_>

I’ve worked in an office for 18 yrs and I’ve used every one of these except “more than happy to further discuss if needed” because I am almost never more than happy to do a single thing but clock out.

I also like banana candy, but not bananas. Gimme all your banana Runts and Laffy Taffy.

Carbonated mineral water, like Perrier and San Pellegrino, have a small percentage (around 4) of calcium and is naturally carbonated.

And if you have any sort of object in your hand, pocket, glove compartment, or within a 6 foot radius of your person, it’s a gun and they were in fear for their lives.

A lot of student loans were purchased up by the Dept of Ed itself (mine were). I had originally financed thru Sallie Mae, but after I consolidated they sold them and it seemed like they went thru the hands of about 4 different lenders before ending up with the DoE.

Shot in the mouth! That's not suspicious at all! Nothing to see here, folks!

He put on a good show. I saw him about ten years ago at the United Center, which is a shitty venue for music, about four rows from the back, screens no bigger than the tv in my house, and I got a contact high. But it was great.

Rod Serling. I bet he’d be amazed at just how weird shit got. And, would he vape, y/n?

He keeps funneling $$ from them (and the VA) for his stupid wall and a lot of them will turn, too.

To be fair, opossums really DO eat a lot of ticks and are generally immune to stuff like rabies and lyme because of a low body temp. So, true headline, probably still shitty link :)

“whatever those are.”

Who will be next in #MeToo, Treason Season, I wonder?

If it's the same Jez editor that banned me, I'm not surprised. Being banned I don't know if you'll see this, but I have to try. You were always my favorite. The special projects articles were something to look forward to. This place will be worse without you (and it's been sucking pretty bad lately, so I don't blame…

Is it so much different than any other interaction? “How is everything?” “Fine.” Took two seconds. Just like the 15 hihowareya’s one fields working in an office every morning. No one *really* cares how you are, Paul.

What’s going on with Eraserhead up there?

That, and I’m not even sure it’s intentional. Is it truly a pwn if he knows he’s doing it?

He shouldn’t be working with children, humans, animals.... maybe plants. But then he’d have bladed instruments.