My least favorite song on the album is, remarkably, “Black Cat,”

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Yeah, I don’t see the Pipefitters standing up for this asshole.

Damn, I just LOL’ed. That’s negative two points, isn’t it?

Not Hispanics, THE Hispanics.

Oh, fuck right off a cliff, lady.

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I was born here, and I only put ketchup on my hot dogs. 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

People from the suburbs know about dibs. They/we probably just suck at city driving/parking in general.

My town is thinking of banning recreational marijuana sales within city limits, even though it will become legal after Jan 1. So we’ll all have to go spend our money in some other town. Reasoning: “think of the children!”

It's always "D. Every time"

G.W. was/is more likeable than 90% if the people in politics today, and look how that turned out. I just saw him in a show on 9/11 (not old footage, a new thing) and damn if he wasn't almost funny :/

I had to google “avocado pear” when I first came across it reading “The Bell Jar.” I couldn’t figure out which it was from context. First she eats it stuffed with crab, then she reminisces about an old family recipe: covered in grape jelly and French dressing.

This is amazing fucking kinja.

This is Boggs. He hates being Furminated, so it was really my recommendation. He gets tangles in his armpits of all places, and the Furminator does the most amount of work in the shortest amount of time. I'll also agree w the poster about human hair brushes. Every cat I've had that hated being brushed still loved my…

This is Boggs. He hates being Furminated, so it was really my recommendation. He gets tangles in his armpits of all…

You're doing... someone's work. Probably not the Lord's :)

this stupid bitch

Do your brain a favor and continue to live in ignorance!

I hurked just typing it out.

Unlike Ted Cruz and that tonsil stone moment.