Fwiw, I have an adblocker on chrome, but the pop ups saying “hey hey hey you have an adblocker I see, can you please take it off and whitelist us?” are actually way more annoying. They’re trolling us at every level.

“You’re going to be there during delivery hours anyway”

Not just Nike. I live in a condo so I know which of my neighbors order Macy’s, Sephora, Birchbox. Not to mention the thousands of Amazon misdrops. 

Ok, back to Iowa with you.

Didn’t that kumbaya shit last for like, a year? After that it was freedumb fries and being pinko commie scum for even THINKING THOUGHTS about whether you agree with the government in any capacity.

All the conservatives who complained about the Wall Street bailout are also now terrified of Warren or Sanders going after the same people. 

“Clay Aiken”

Milo Yianolpopoplops needs a job, I heard.

Stay out of the light, Carol Ann.

“Sorry, did you mean OLAY? As in Oil Of? I actually use Loreal, if you are interested in my skincare routine.....”

YES, except get it off eBay where it is $12-$15 (and not a knock off), instead of $40+ at the pet store.

YES, except get it off eBay where it is $12-$15 (and not a knock off), instead of $40+ at the pet store.

Wired’s current issue is all about this (and more), too. Basically, “what’s wrong with Google.”

He'd probably funnel them directly to one of his hotel/casinos if he thought that.

Nobody should be shocked. I’m surprised they’re letting people *with* a visa come here.

Former governors, forever assholes.

There *are* people out there who would consider the words “idiot,” “stupid,” and “dumb” all ableist slurs. So, make of that what you will.

I just watched a video by Say It Loud on YouTube about this very subject (“race math"). It was fascinating and horrifying!

This is beside the point, but is his full name Alan Van Not Land?

Wait, is this not the logic applied to rape? Or, mostly we just punish *women* for having sex.

what lips