Lol some of them are like that, but some of them are just as happy with a teenager! Idk what's wrong with my NextDoor.

I feed my squirrels (before you “leave no trace” people @ me, squirrels are the only wild animal that will naturally eat from people. I didn’t do this to them). They come to my screen door and I give them almonds.

I was so disappointed when I joined NextDoor. My coworker says hers is full of insane drunken neighbor drama. Mine is almost 100% “I need a tutor/plumber/cat sitter/etc” or people complaining about the mayor. WHERE IS THE RACISM? WHERE IS THE GIT OFF MAH LAWN? Do I live in an actual nice place?!

“Things that we want to happen but aren’t a thing for $500, Alex!”

When I lived at home, my step-mom would reload the dishwasher all the time. None of us were intentionally fucking it up, and she would never ever explain her process. It actually made me kinda angry bc she was also the type to complain about how she "does everything around here."

And here I was told monitoring the spoon to fork ratio of each compartment was a little overzealous, but HA I was right mothafuckas!!!!!

I'm pretty crotchety (I was born an 80 year old baby) and am more often than not annoyed by the people around me. But this bitch. Sounds. Insufferable. She would probably sue an empty flat.

Welp, there's your Blexit. 

I’ve been told that without God, how would you know the difference between right and wrong?

Most articles I’ve read say Millennials start in 80. But I don’t know who decides these things, and I think those of us within the bookend years will always feel a little out of place. I was born in 82 and can wave my cane around with the best X’er. :)

First of all, the oldest Millennials are going to be 40 next year. Y’all need to get. Over. It.

He didn't stone him on sight, what more do you people want??

Please don't sleep on Mackenzie Davis! I've had a girlcrush on her since Halt And Catch Fire.

There is an instagram account called @itsbetterinthebahamas (ignore the irony) that has been posting pics and videos of the devastation.

Just..... Ugh.

Even the ones who have the tiniest amount of shame due to Christian principles would just deny the ads on their face as fake news.

I mean, how can you tell? It seems off when it's brand new. 

Pretty much. I don't like potato salad or coleslaw... Except my mom's.

I’d much rather see this rule at Starbucks. Last time I was in one a guy had an entire table for his laptop, Bluetooth accessories, & papers. No food, but he was on a headset. 😡

Definitely people from Illinois.